I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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