she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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