I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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