my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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