Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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