If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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