"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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