is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
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