Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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