Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
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