Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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