Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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