I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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