Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Ladies don't puke and tell
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize