No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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