yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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