Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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