Don't make out with my wife yet
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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