And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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