question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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