I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
