He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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