Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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