Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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