watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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