worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
this just has baby written all over it
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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