sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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