new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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