Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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