I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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