Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
The best revenge is premature balding
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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