If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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