these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
