gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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