Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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