By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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