There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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