Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Is this like a preordered booty call?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
