Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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