Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just want to make out with him forever
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
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