i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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