I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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