i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Randomize
