Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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