I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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