3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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