I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Randomize
