yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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