I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
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