Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
well you can't waste a boner
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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